Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Give Me the Big Ones, No Really, I Ain't no Weanie!
I'm ready for the big guns. Boy oh boy am I excited. I am in love with Christina. She said, "I'm Lebanese between my knees," in my weights class today. She is an amazing instructor. We did a full body weights work out in one hour. She keeps it interesting by whooping and screaming like a banshee. You know that exercise where you have a heavy bar on your shoulders and you squat -- making sure your knees do no not extend beyond your ankles AND your ass sits down on an imaginary chair? It was easy peasy!!! I am ready to increase my weights. Spank my firm melon ass baby!
*Sniffle* I miss you Roonie, my foreva' gym buddy.
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2 comments:
I've been entertaining the idea of working with a personal trainer lately.
Great pic btw. I liked her in Secretary and Stranger than Fiction but not so much in Happy Endings.
she really is lebanese.. and it rhymes "lebaense between my knees"
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