Hollywood is the land of the fake titties. 11:35 PM on a cold and windy Wednesday night in Hollywood and all you can see for miles ahead of you are armies of the bouncing silicon. These girls wear their shirts so tight (and cropped), I swear their boobs are ready to pop out and knock someone out. To my silicon lovelies, I dedicate this song to you:
Ass shakin'
Tits jigglin'
Hips movin'
Like Boom Boom Shak-a-laka Boom
Shak-a-laka Boom! Boom! Boom!
9 comments:
LMAO! i seriously hope that picture was Photoshop edited and not real. :) scary.
yah, it's rather funny to see all the fake boobies these days. you cannot even turn on a television without seeing a million of them. mike gets playboy magazine and i swear, the majority of the models have implants. few women go au natural these days (yes, despite any beliefs to the contrary...people DO know their fake) after breastfeeding mikaela my once fairly large, "perky" girls have gone south in a faaaaaast way. can we say "deflated tires"? :) i'm forever doomed to grandma-ish heavy duty underwire support bras. buh-bye victoria secret...
with that said, i still don't think i'd have the courage to go through having implants. but props to those who can, i guess. whatever floats their boat, i suppose...(hey do you think implants would count as a floatation device??) LOL
Oh...my...gawd! How does this woman function? I don't know...I know men like big boobs but they seem so hard to manage what with lying on your stomach, exercising, wearing a seatbelt, etc.
BC...can I add you to my blogroll?
DesiMom: Of course:)
I used to be considered somewhat naturally perky but the fakers have ruined it for everyone!
i gotta agree with tiffany at #1-- those HAVE to be photoshop fake. the fact that she is standing up right, well... that is evidence they are.
as the owner/keeper of natural, size 36E breasts, i have to say that large breasts are overrated. i mean, i get that small breasts have their downside too, but those are mainly cosmetic, not functional. i've struggle with backaches and bra-straps grooves on my shoulders because of the weight the gals and, naturally, have trouble finding shirts that fit. in addition, there is NO STORE that carries my bra size, so i have to purchase bras of the internet (www.figleaves.com, if anyone needs to know).
it's truly a frustrating experience to have false breasts becoming so prevalent. it not only reinforces the notion that large (often too large) breasts are the "best" but also reinforces the beauty ideal that it's natural and easy for women with HUGE boobs to be small everywhere else.
ugh. the breast size issue is a major peeve of mine. thank good for reduction surgery (which i will be having once babies come and i'm done breastfeeding.)
Big boobs make it hard to play golf.
I bet u look as hot as she does!!!
a prime example of how bigger is NOT better. yikes!
ok that is disgusting..but as my friend kanye west says
"throw some Ds on it". I know on this blog, all the ladies are gonna hunt me down and beat me up
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