Thursday, April 19, 2007

Boom Shak-a-laka Boom Shak-a-laka Boom


Hollywood is the land of the fake titties. 11:35 PM on a cold and windy Wednesday night in Hollywood and all you can see for miles ahead of you are armies of the bouncing silicon. These girls wear their shirts so tight (and cropped), I swear their boobs are ready to pop out and knock someone out. To my silicon lovelies, I dedicate this song to you:

Ass shakin'
Tits jigglin'
Hips movin'

Like Boom Boom Shak-a-laka Boom
Shak-a-laka Boom! Boom! Boom!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Only in West Hollywood

Well maybe not only in West Hollywood does a dude use the following pick up line, if I can call it that….

[Setting Trader Joe’s Parking Lot on Santa Monica Blvd.]
Dude: Wow, dude is that your car?
Me: Yes
Dude: Wow, that’s a hybrid.
Me: Yup.
Dude: You’re awesome dude. That’s awesome for the environment. You’re awesome. Pretty awesome car, pretty awesome chic. [Giggling]
Dude: Thanks, I gotta go.


Did I mention that dude was stoned out of his mind, heading to Trader Joe’s I’m sure for munchies? Did I mention I live in Southern California, where hybrids are literally everywhere? Dude was a clever one.

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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Date Night With the Girls

Roonie, C and I checked out The Namesake (free screening!). This dude (white) had also seen the movie and thought he was using a clever pick up line by asking me, "Hey, are you Indian?" For full story check out this (she's a master story teller). Tip for you boys: if you want to pick up a chick, doesn't matter what her ethnicity is, just say, "hey are you Indian?" Simply brilliant.

We were all starved after the movie and hit In-N-Out Burger for grub and I was in a quandary as I gave up meat for Lent and am allergic to wheat. What does a girl order? I started giggling in line thinking about my order, "double double please, no bun, no meat." By the time I reach the cashier, I can't order b/c I can not contain my laughter and ask Roonie to order for me. Surprisingly, the cashier does not blink an eye. This is Hollywood, a protein style veggie burger (cheese, tomato and onion in a lettuce wrap) is no thing.

Love this City. Love the company of good friends more. Los Angeles + Good Friends = Priceless

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