Thursday, August 16, 2007

Trimming My Bush

I thought it was a fabulous idea to give Connie, my muffin, a haircut before my first date with hubby, then boyfriend obviously. I was a slut and put out on the first date. We didn't sleep all night. I am proud to say that hubby dearest limped home from sheer exhaustion. What wasn't so cool were the rug burns Connie gave Mr. P, hubby's lingam. Connie's hairs were short and prickly. Oops -- I suppose I got carried away with the trimming.

I really like my bush. I do! Luckily hubby loves the bush -- I found a good man. But there is so much self-guilt for not trimming my bush. I certainly don't want hubby to have a mouth full of hair! Trimming alway makes Connie all itchy for a few days. And then the hairs poke out through my panties. *Sigh*

I love the idea of getting a Brazilian. The pain terrifies me. The realization that the hair will certainly grow back and stubbly irritates me. I am so not into stubble . Hence, I don't shave. I trim with scissors. I am a fan of the close trim. [Pic below.] No crazy hearts or lightning rods cut out in my pubes.
I'm so boring. I don't appreciate my pubes. My pubes can be art! Don't believe me? Check out the pubic hair fashion show video. Enjoy. I'm off to trim my bush.


Pubic Hair Fashion Show - For more funny videos, click here

Uhm.. nothing that crazy though.

11 comments:

ZenDenizen said...

It's really not that painful, most women can endure it. Oh and they come back in finer, not stubbly :)

Bengali Chick said...

My BFF said it was itchy as hell. And when it grew back it was still stubbly. I am not attempting it anytime soon!

~Little Bull~ said...

Although I am not Indian, I am Spanish and we too have mucho hair in the nether regions. I dared to go Brazilian last month and I'll FOREVER swear by it. It barely grew back and it wasn't stubly and it wasn't painful during the process...it all depends on the waxer and the wax. My waxer girl is AWESOME. I love her. I wish she lived near you so you could try her. She's so sweet and has waxed Rachel McAdams and Rene Zelwegger...she knows what she's doing. You should seriously think about it....my boy went crazy when I got it done and loves when I say that I've made an appt to go back every month...I know hubby would be very surprised that you would make Connie bald...but my Yoni loves it...I think Connie will too. I can fwd you my old .mac post about it if you want!

heart,
littlebull!

Esha said...

Definitely try Brazillian! I loved it, and it grew back finer for sure, not that stubbly as shaving. Plus no ingrowns, no red bumps, and no cuts. I swear by it and I recommend it to anyone, any day. BUT, be very picky about whom you go to, that's numero uno!

agk said...

i went on a brazilian binge from about 2004-6. i popped an aleve with a glass of wine about 45 minutes beforehand, and the procedure ranged from "this really sucks but i can deal" to "oh, it's already over?!" as far as growing back, it really isn't itchy the same way razor stubble is, esp. if your skin is well moisturized. my biggest pain with waxing is ingrown hairs; for that, i use a wonderful product called PFB. there are others, such as tend skin, but i swear by PFB. my only problem with the regular waxing was that i started to develop a weird kind of pain/sensitivity in my "crease" (where my pubis & thigh meet); the skin there, because of the PFB, also started peeling. my esthetician told me it was a common complaint and that i should maybe hold off for awhile. i haven't been in a relationship for awhile, but i would probably start getting brazilians again or at least regular bikini waxes if prince charming finally showed up.

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Getting a Brazilian is awesome. I love the naughty nakedness of it. The regrowth, however, sucks like a bitch. After 3 years, I've finally just gone back to trimming. Like your man, mine doesn't care either. And frankly, $45 each month is better spent on the mani-pedi, which the entire world gets to see, and which the man DOES appreciate, than giving my pleasure parts a hair razing.

It will pass... said...

Dude, definitely try the brazilian! Its something that every girl should do at least once. The pain is not that bad and the results are AMAZING. Hubby will tip over in awe - mine did. Having a naked hoohoo will also increase your sexual experience as well as his. As long as the waxer does a good job, there will be no stubble; the hair will begin to grow back in a few weeks and it will be silky soft - like a newborn babies hair. I highly recommend you suck it up and give it just one shot, and if you don't love it (but I think you will) then you never have to do it again.

roonie said...

Um, ladies, what's wrong with grass on the playing field? The feminist in me is so anti-Brazilian. Once a man gets a Brazilian, I'll follow suit. Until then, trim away, Bengali Chick, but don't trim too close!

Bengali Chick said...

Roonie: Girl I am all about the trimming but not too close (ouch!).

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

BC, if you ever do venture the way of Brazilian deforestation, I have a great lady in BH that I highly recommend. She's incredibly inexpensive (in comparison to Pink Cheeks), quick, and a sweetheart. I kind of miss her.

Also, she does Salma Hayek's hoo-ha.

chai said...

i'm thinking about taking the plunge. not that T cares so much, but i just want to do something different and...what i thought was rebellious (seems like everyone is a rebel!).

thanks for this post. we rarely talk about this shiznat.

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