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Reason #1: Marriage before Baby

The reason to be married before you try to have a baby is b/c your body can do disgusting things.

I'm in this 2ww (two week waiting period). I'm hella gassy. Like painful gassy. It's not any sign of pregnancy. I generally get gassy before my period but I think all of the meds/HCG trigger shot have made me exponentially gassier. SUCKS BIG TIME. I look like a big fat pig.

Hubby: Let's make love
Me: My belly hurts.
Hubby: Oh no baby.
Me: I have gas.
Hubby: How can I help?
Me: Rub my belly

The belly rubbing forced the gas down and out. I'm a smelly smelly ham. But he's stuck with me!

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Posted by Oni on Tuesday, March 4, 2008 at March 04, 2008 |

The reasons to get married before having a baby only increase!

But it sounds like you have an excellent man by your side for things like belly rubbing and telling you you're gorgeous at 38 weeks pregnant :)

Posted by Anonymous LL | March 4, 2008 at 7:16 PM  

awwww....sick and cute all at the same time.

Posted by Anonymous ~Little Bull~ | March 5, 2008 at 10:23 AM  

awww....sick and cute all at the same time...

Posted by Anonymous ~Little Bull~ | March 5, 2008 at 10:23 AM  

hehe wait until you get pregnant - i've never experienced gas like this! i'm a farting machine!

Posted by Anonymous sherni | March 5, 2008 at 12:44 PM  

Sherni-

DUDE I'M SO SIKED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

I had no idea you were preggo. Congrats a million times! I'm sure you made a gorgeous pregnant lady:)

Posted by Anonymous Bengali Chick | March 5, 2008 at 12:51 PM  

thanks!! i haven't announced it to the world yet but I'm 17 weeks. Can't wait for you to join the club!

Posted by Anonymous sherni | March 5, 2008 at 6:58 PM  

pregnancy and gas seem to go hand in hand. and then there's childbirth! blood, fluids, puke, and even a BM!

it's good to know you've got a solid commitment with someone before you look like total crap in front of them!

Posted by Anonymous kit-n-kumari | March 6, 2008 at 2:14 PM  

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