Last night the girls came over to watch Sex in the City and drink bubbly. This is my conversation with hubby today:
Me: Honey, do you want to have a threesome? Honey, do you want to have anal sex? Honey, do you want to watch porn and act out scenes? Honey, do you want to go to a strip club and get a lap dance? Honey, do you want us to get a sex slave?
Hubby: [Just looks at me with a blank expression]
Me: Honey, am a I sexual deviant? [smiling slyly]
Hubby: You're just a deviant.
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4 comments:
I missed all of THAT, huh?
You just hit numbers 1,2,3, and 4 on the male sexual fantasy scale.
"Awesome, Totally awesome!"
- Jeff Spicoli
"She's into it!"
"What do you mean she's into it?"
"The menage"
"Don't you just get down on your knees and thank God that you have a friend like me and have access to my dementia"
"I'm not gonna go through with it."
"Not gonna go through with it? That's like discovering plutonium by accident"
Jerry and George
- Seinfeld
Many of those things are cool in theory, but in practice, not so cool. Let's just say that I've freaked out before - "Oh My God, you actually grabbed her boob!"
I'm the only one allowed to do that.
hahaha...you two make ma laugh...and today, that is hard to do! I like you two already!!
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