I have been fucked up all weekend. A fever quickly followed the distended belly.
[Conversation between hubby and mom]
Hubby: Mummyji, I'm returning her to you.
Mom: Okay beta.
Hubby: Fix her. My toy is broken.
Mom: I'll try to fix her.
Hubby: I have a lifetime manufacturer's warranty.
[After my fever passed]
Hubby: Mummyji, please give me my toy back.
Great to know I'm a commodity;)
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My friend Smurf is pregnant. She's 32 years old and 11 weeks along. I met up with her and other festival folk for a weekend project. ... -
I find you to be a f*cking cunt. I hope there is a special place in hell for a b*tch like you. You never deserved to have children. Here ...
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I'm kinda scared of brownies. Okay, scared is a strong word. Plus I'm married to a South Asian, does that give me street cred ? ...
3 comments:
He's absolutely adorable. Where can I get one that loves me like that?
Yes, what a lovely support network you have!
Aw! Aw! Awwwwww!!!
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