Sexsomnia
Oh SHIT I fell asleep during sex. How did that happen? Hmm.. well
this feels good. I could have sworn we both came already. [Drifting back to sleep]
[Conversation with hubby the next day]
Hubby: Do you remember us having sex in our sleep last night?[Conversation with best friend]
Me: Huh?
Hubby: We made love once. We fell asleep. And then I woke up and I was inside of you.
Me: Hmmm.. Now it all makes sense.
Me: Oh Dilly we had sex again in our sleep.Diagnosis: Sexsomnia. So instead of sleepwalking we engage in sleepfucking -- I don't mind it at all;)
Dilly: Which is why I can't ever crash on your floor.
Me: Oh come now.
Dilly: Uhm.. remember the time that we were all sleeping over Doc's place? We were watching a movie and all of a sudden your hubby tried to mount you in his sleep. Gross.
Maybe all of the times I thought I was having vivid dreams about cumming were real and hubster and I were getting it on...
Labels: sex
this is exactly why i never sleep next to you guys!
Posted by
Dilly Bar |
August 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM
Dude, didn't we all fall asleep next to each other that one time watching a movie? Is that why you two were all wrapped up together when we woke up? Sex while sleeping?
You horny kids!
Posted by
roonie |
August 3, 2007 at 3:29 PM